What Ya’ll Doing? Let’s Catch Up…

Well this is going to be the slowest blog I’ve ever written. I had to cut my nails down and now my brain and hands have to readjust so I can actually hit the right keys…I ain’t playing, this takes some adjusting.

For the first time in 17 years living here, I raked the front yard. I’m just doing things I see other people doing and wonder why they are doing them…raking is one of those things and now I’m super confused.

There was dog shit on my lawn today, I don’t own a damn dog.

My friend “needed” to come by and pick up something…she arrived with mask and gloves on, ready to hang out 6 ft away…NOOOOO way, not today…we laughed and I waved and whispered under my breath “get the fuck gone” as she ran back to her vehicle…I did love seeing her though…I truly did.

My hair is getting healthy and long and yellow and… I shaved my armpits today.

My son ate under cooked pizza last night, he’s a savage.

Why is there a granola wrapper in the shower…why?

My daughter was very very very very cranky this week, it was a joy being around the she devil.

I played the IQ game over and over again and I keep coming up “so-so”. Embarrassing.

One time this week when I brushed my teeth I tipped my head a little to far to the left under the tap and water went up my nose and I almost drowned.

Do you ever catch yourself making them old woman faces like your mother and grandmother (used to) do? It’s not so cute when it’s you and not them.

My daughter and son collectively were putting the two new little BBQs together today. As you can see Ant is working hard. They made it to step 10 and the task at hand ended. 6 steps left, one step a day will give them something to look forward to for the next 6 days. I may let them take a day off in between…a rest day, ya know.

My son cooked himself breakfast and didn’t even ask if I wanted anything to eat…I’ve been cooking for him all week..fuck him now.

I wonder why ya’ll so quick to go out and have block parties with your neighbours? All of you in one gathering, yeah ok you’re 6 ft away but you fucking know one of them is the snitch who calls the cops when the music is too loud…y’all need to practice “No New Friends”

I called someone a C**t today, it felt good. I now understand why my aunts and mom said it so much.

I just finished cooking my son a shephards pie. He sucked me in man, he did.

When my son came back for a second plate of food I asked “are you still hungry or are you eating because you’re bored?” …fast forward when he noticed his bag of ketchup chips were open he asked who ate them, so I fessed up and said “me” and he said…”did you eat them because you were hungry or did you eat them because you were bored” …asshole.

My daughter asked me if I wanted a bigger calculator when I was putting my code in. I hope most people get why this is funny.

My kids won’t volunteer to do anything. Where did I go wrong?

I took up baking from scratch.

If “hey baby girl?” was a person

I’m always hungry. Just thought it was a cool word that I have no concept on how to pronounce it, at all.

Ya’ll enjoying your decks that’s awesome…but…am I the only one with snow still on my deck?

Does This is Us still make you cry? It still gets me.

What ya’ll watching on Netflix?

So I have to end now…but before I do…I got a phone call from a girl friend of mine. She called to check up on me and I was ever so grateful, it was thoughtful. So we’re chatting and the conversation goes like this….

“Sherry Anne, did you watch Ryan’s dance party last night?” “I sure did” I replied. She said “giiiiirl I got into my pj’s, poured myself a drink and turned on Ryan’s party on Facebook. I was dancing away to the music, girl the music was some good wasn’t it?” “yeah it was slamming” I replied. She continued ” well girl I was just enjoying myself in my pjs and all of sudden Ryan said hi to me, I didn’t know he could see me”…then she says “I turned that computer off so quick I couldn’t have him see me in my pjs”…I fucking lost it. End of blog. #sherryannecrowe

Hope you all are staying safe.

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