Corona – Working from Home – Day 2

I woke up a little extra early this morning but not for work…say around 6am. Ding, ding, ding…message after message. Some friends are still on their regular wake up time…no clue why. Anyhoo, I replied to the keener and told her “I’m blocking all calls/texts before 9am”. She ignored me and kept texting me…get this, she woke me up to tell me about a porn link that she “didn’t” click. Someone send her batteries.

I took myself out to the company kitchen for breakfast, shockingly there was no tray of fresh fruit for me to pick at…I decided I’d have pancakes, but not just any pancakes…Protein pancakes. I measured the pancake batter out so I wouldn’t gain 5lbs today. I didn’t wash the measuring cup I just through back in the drawer…that’s what kind of level I’m on.

I figured the dining room chair had to be replaced with a a desk chair…spine control. This hunch back look is unattractive. I grabbed the desk chair from my roommates room and out of the corner of my eye I saw a pack of toilet paper. Then he left and told me he was going to make “deliveries”…so if you need the hook up let me know.

I told my co-worker I was a unicorn today, I think he bought it.

My son is off work for 2 days…”what are we going to do now?” he asked….which actually means, “what are you cooking while I’m off?”

The cat is going through the change of life…one minute she’s laying on top of the heater and the next she’s laying on the laminate floor to cool down…shit just got real.

I had a video conference call today with a few team members…they got to see the unpolished side of me…it was before my noon shower. It can only go up from here.

A guy told me he was working for a delivery service for vegan food, I called him a shit head and I placed my order…then he said he was joking. That crushed my soul. You Prick!

Lunchtime rolled around fast today! I went to the company kitchen to see if I had any leftovers in the fridge and low and behold I forgot I made an entire pasta dish last night…weight gain in full effect here at this location…I even had time to shower, YAY!

My BFF and workout partner sent me a hello text this morning, I panicked and replied “I ain’t ready” because I knew she was only saying “hi” with that cute little emoji to see if I was ready to workout after work. Naaaw B.

I realized today no matter how many times I move the spatula and and big serving spoons into their own drawer, my roommate will always continue to put them in the utensil drawer…I’m calling the tenancy board to see what my options are here.

I tried to go to IKEA today to get lost for 3 hours…they weren’t letting anyone in…y’all laughed when I bought 20 bags of IKEA veggie balls in December…who’s laughing now? Veggie balls for sale….6 for 10 bucks! I’m no price gauger.

Not sure why Johns Lunch is closed…there’s no social gatherings over 50 but that place only holds 2, let me in!

I had a rematch in UNO. 4 hours later I came out the loser. Up YOURS Karen you can go piss up a tree too with that last move you did to take me down…well played UNO virgin, well played! It’s actually shocking to me that Lisa didn’t win since she googled how to win at UNO and watched the videos…she needs more Googling clearly.

Yes, yes you are right….I came in contact with other humans…now come give me a hug.

I found two other people in the entire world who love strawberry rhubarb pie as much as I do. Those are my people now.

Is it just me or do these two look alike, Big things come in small….ahhhhh never mind.

My daughter showed up today…Help me. SOS. Anyone out there?