Corona – Working from Home Day 4

I pretended I was going into the office this morning. Got up early. I showered, did my hair, brushed my teeth and made a great breakfast. I left out the pancake today because I don’t need all of that protein in my life.

Sitting at my desk with shortness of breath. I started to panic, could I have it? Let me Google these symptoms. Holy shit…too much info…no way I can’t read all of this. Where is the 3 symptoms post I read earlier, holy shit I can’t find it. I can’t breathe, it’s getting worse. Shit, this bra is too tight. Fuck how much weight did I gain this week?!?!? I’ve been braless for 3 days straight and this is the result of that…so don’t go 30 days without wearing a bra…don’t do it.

When shit is so stressful you have to turn to Coke for relief.

I swear if Gary Beals doesn’t ask me to marry him soon….ahhhh never mind. But seriously (as if I wasn’t serious above) listen to this song and well how about sharing the shit out of it…It’s amazing. Love you Boo Gary – Kissy lips.

I got a call from Service Canada today…there is a pending federal case against me. They called me from a local number 902.830.313 ….where is that last digit Service Canada? I can’t wait to fight the Federal Government with a local phone number…less a digit.

I saw some pheasants wondering around the street today. They were not practicing social distance. I called animal control.

I was listening to music today, you know getting my groove on while I work to some great music (after I listened to Gary’s song a million times) and these mo-fo’s did a remix to Deuces with sirens in it…I jumped up, grabbed my stash of edibles and flushed them down the toilet…I need a plumber now.

I discovered this week that my cat uses her water bowl as a tub.

Now I know why I never see my roommates…they’re just following the rules man and I thought they were acting funny with me:

Unknown fact about me and potato chips…When I was 15 I used to work for a cleaning company. I worked with someone who loved Sour Cream and Bacon Chips and got me hooked on them. I swear to this day when I eat them I think of her every single time. She is Angela Beals aka Annie Bonnie. One night way back when the girls were all together and one of the ladies said “Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiil Pickle as we were all shoving Dill Pickle chips in our faces. We laughed our asses off. Every time I eat Dill Pickle chips I think of that moment.

Thought I’d check on my daughter…appears she is doing fine just relaxing in the middle of the bed where she usually sleeps when we are having a “sleepover”.

When everyone is supposed to be self isolating and you see them walking down your street…Where the fuck you going and why the fuck are you out of your house…also, me looking at me leaving to going to get my lashes done.

Even our vehicles are practicing social distancing…except the little iffy white VW, they think they are untouchable.

Why is Donald Trump still alive, can’t nobody or nothing kill this man? Come the hell on, nobody’s looking…this is a good time to cough on him, sneeze on him, lick his drinking glass, let him grab your pussy if you got the virus…How about those partying in Miami, surely someone there has it and can take one for the entire WORLD…PLEASE…do us all a favor and pass that shit on to him. Thank you kindly.

Clothing size denial is a thing…I bought a size medium nightdress…I got it on but can’t get it off and now I have to hold my breath while I sleep in it.

Well this ends my 4 day working from home work week…I am truly blessed to have a job whereas my services are still required (for now) and can be done while in isolation. My heart aches for those that are going to go through hardship due to stress, finances, being quarantined and uncertainty. We have to be mindful that this is a lot for people to deal with, myself included. I love life and the people that are in my life…we need to have compassion for those who are struggling during this difficult time, emotionally, I can’t handle it all so I block a lot of it out to get through it.

For those who live with anxiety, fear, mental health issues of any kind, seek refuge in things that bring you calmness to your spirit and soul. You know the basics now, you know what we are currently dealing with and to be honest just try to process what you already know and don’t add on top of it by consuming your time reading everything that is written all day long. Skip the posts that you see referring to this chaos we are living in and just enjoy the calm, the soothing, the relaxing, the funny, all of it…just do yourself a favor and don’t read it all…I’m not saying don’t keep informed but I am saying…protect your mental health.

We, or shall I say I use humor to get through things and have always done that because it is my coping mechanism. I hope that some part of your day is brightened by my foolishness and I hope you can find peace in your beliefs, whatever they may be, that we will get through this. Also, I am almost out of toilet paper so help a sista out would ya.

Love you all and thank you from the bottom of my heart for including my little blog as part of your day…Virtual Hugs to you all and Real Love from the heart to everyone…and I do mean everyone…except my baby daddy…he knows I ain’t got no damn love for him. That’s right, end it on a smile #sherryannecrowe

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